Andy Rooneys’ speaks; may he RIP

ANDY ROONEY‘S THOUGHTS AS EXPRESSED ON 60 MINUTES:
1) “I don’t think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers.”
2) “The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens…Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.”
3)  “Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.”
 4) “I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING, MARTHA BURKE ?”
5) I have the right ‘NOT’ to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.”
6) “When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling; it is the Law of Probability.”
7)  “I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!”
Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney (Photo credit: billypalooza)
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